Pigs Can Now Fly

I'm quite sure that many of us are familiar with the almighty name, "Bhaluddin". Without a doubt, shivers will run through your spine.

However, for those of you who happen to be kataks di bawah tempurung (note the BM proverb), let me bring you up to speed on who the afore-mentioned person is.

A silver mane for hair. A mullet haircut that looked like it time-traveled from the 80's. A haircut that includes a single cut to his side-burns. And of course, the uber-fantastic principle of Pusat Bimbingan Karya. (the one-stop choice for us kiasu Chinese for BM tuition)


You all know of how notorious he is for giving out all these current world issues of which he has compiled and printed out for us. Sad to say, not many of us read them. Even worse, we use them as toilet paper when afore-mentioned item has run out.


Not forgetting those karangan contoh or role-model essays which he too, distributes out to us, in high hopes that we'll read them and improve on ours.

Usually, these essays contain superb, bombastic BM words as well as vocals that will blow your BM-boggled minds away. Literally.

To further blow your mind away (or whats left of it anyways) is that most of these essays are written by us Chinese. Sometimes, you just gotta question them if they are indeed Chinese, or of mixed blood.


We've seen them all, we've read them all, but time and time again, we just can't hide that sense of awe and envy towards those endowed writers. They're good, smart, clever and above all, fluent in BM.

Today, I join their ranks.


My BM cukup teng liaw. Hee =D