Happy Sorry Birthday lor...

Haiz. I'm not even sure why I'm doing this but I'm doing it anyway (even though every fibre of my being is screaming out to me, "DONTTTTTTT!!!")

Some may know this guy. Some may not. Either way, it doesn't matter.

Meet Jeffrey. The biggest kia-su loser in badminton since Lin Dan to grace the courts with his supposedly super awesome smashes, drops and what not.

Happy 18th Birthday, JEFF!!!!!!!

Sorry lor, ah pui that I forgot your birthday. You think it's easy to remember something so insignificant as your birthday (eheh, no la, just kidding nia) when all around me I have more urgent things to settle??

So, here's what I can at least do to make it up for you (and no, screw you. I'm not getting an original copy of Left 4 Dead 2 for you XD)

Haiz, kolien me abit la. To remember your birthday when my brain's memory storage system is all being overwritten by all these people's names and faces to remember.

Spot me~~~~~~

SORRY LOR........

Broadbanddddddddddd~~~~~~~~

Well, don't be expecting too much of this update. I'm hastily scribbling this post and making words up as I go along. William and the rest of my roomies who have fallen prey to his propaganda and mind-control aren't helping much either. More to come on the afore-mentioned statement. XD XD

Yep, you guessed it. The title of the post says it all.

I'm just here to announce the black magic that I practice to obtain Internet access in this god-forsaken place where Internet access is scarce.


Maxis, I LOVE YOU. For you, I shall drop to my knees and forever worship you and even perform auto-fellatio upon request for you are my SAVIOR!!

And now, to show to the whole world the vessel I use to channel the essence of my black magic. Fear me, for all humankind shall bow down to the awesomeness that is my Dell Studio 1555!!!!!

Uber L337 no? If you're not understanding this, get out of here you Luddite!!

I call her.....Delilah

That's about it for now. Do expect more updates soon perhaps during the weekends. College has really made me cut back on the time in which I can write longer, better-scripted and more meaningful blog posts.

Not to mention the weird noises that William (read: the dirty-minded bastard) makes when he's asleep. Oh dear Gawd, that guy is gonna be the end of me.

Till then, toodles!

College!!

Well, I'm finally here in college. Life's good, except for the Malay food here which I still need to get used to. XD XD

Ehem, I know, you're now all wondering, "Nat, how come u no study ar?? Still got time to go play computer and blogging again ar!!"

Well, I've just finished orientation week and I'm finally starting to settle down into college life and my new dormitory. With William as my roommate, things are gonna get a lot fun! But once I get my hands on my new laptop, all hell's gonna break loose.

Late night Left 4 dead, killing floor, Call of Duty and YES, even DOTA with all my roommates! Oh yes, Imma revolutinize my college room mates from DOTA nerds to Left 4 Dead pros!

As of now, please bear with me and this shitty update. I'm in a cyber cafe so far away from my dorms and computers here aren't of the best qualities yea?

So expect lots of pictures to be coming soon and also a faithful retelling of my entire college experience so far.

Till then, cheerio! XD XD

(Although, I really shouldn't be using british slangs cuz imma going to AMERICA!) XD XD

Wheeee~~~~~~~~~

Reality Check

The reality of the situation has really dawned on me. Till now, I was excited and enthusiastic about heading to college, to start life anew away from the ever watchful eyes of my parents.

In hindsight, those were just shallow fantasies; shallow and immature at the same time. Perhaps it was just a front I put up to quell the feeling of uneasiness within me. Day after day, I put on a smile on my face, lying to everyone, even myself that was SO ready for college life.

Truth is, I'm not. This, being my final day in Kuching; a place in which most of my 18 year old life has centered so much on, I realize at last the gravity of the whole college ordeal.

I'm scared. I don't think I'm ready yet to take that plunge. Not knowing what to expect once I step foot into Shah Alam and then to America; the great beyond, is kinda nerve-wracking.

I've been experiencing and living basically the same routine that I have for the past 18 years, under the never-relenting gaze of my parents. Back here in Kuching, I have a home to come back to, loving parents that I can turn to in times of need, a social circle of close friends in which I've shared so many good times with.

However, in Shah Alam, I've no idea what to expect. I'll have to fend for myself, take care of myself when I fall ill and I have to expect myself to study at the same time amidst all these chores.

True, nobody is ever actually ready to take that plunge. Growing up in a community in which there are many familiar faces makes it tough for one to part with it. But it's a life-changing decision we all have to make one day. A decision that will be for the better.

Suitcases are packed and ready. Vital paperwork and documents have all been sorted out. All that's left for me to do is to just take a deep breath and take a leap of faith into the abyss of uncertainties.

Hopefully, I'll find my way out. And I pray to God for his guidance, to bless me with the strength, courage and wisdom as a beacon of light so that I may make my way through the darkness of life and emerge a victorious.

Thank you, dear Lord God for this wonderful opportunity of a life-time.

College! Here I come!