Pigs Can Now Fly

I'm quite sure that many of us are familiar with the almighty name, "Bhaluddin". Without a doubt, shivers will run through your spine.

However, for those of you who happen to be kataks di bawah tempurung (note the BM proverb), let me bring you up to speed on who the afore-mentioned person is.

A silver mane for hair. A mullet haircut that looked like it time-traveled from the 80's. A haircut that includes a single cut to his side-burns. And of course, the uber-fantastic principle of Pusat Bimbingan Karya. (the one-stop choice for us kiasu Chinese for BM tuition)


You all know of how notorious he is for giving out all these current world issues of which he has compiled and printed out for us. Sad to say, not many of us read them. Even worse, we use them as toilet paper when afore-mentioned item has run out.


Not forgetting those karangan contoh or role-model essays which he too, distributes out to us, in high hopes that we'll read them and improve on ours.

Usually, these essays contain superb, bombastic BM words as well as vocals that will blow your BM-boggled minds away. Literally.

To further blow your mind away (or whats left of it anyways) is that most of these essays are written by us Chinese. Sometimes, you just gotta question them if they are indeed Chinese, or of mixed blood.


We've seen them all, we've read them all, but time and time again, we just can't hide that sense of awe and envy towards those endowed writers. They're good, smart, clever and above all, fluent in BM.

Today, I join their ranks.


My BM cukup teng liaw. Hee =D

Friggin' Test Results

It's those times of school again when we really do start to dread and/or look forward to. Damn right, it's none other than test results.

Referring to my above statement, I'll break it up into 2 parts to clarify a few things.

1. You really-cannot-wait-or-you'll-crap-your-pants looking forward to test results.
This is usually because you've studied your ass off for the exams, where you'll note that your backside is no longer there; those two ass-cheeks have gone off for holiday whilst you study.

When you've practically memorised the Form 4 and 5 textbooks inside out, you'll have full confidence that you'll do well, with nothing to fear or hide. The only thing you need fear is; throwing yourself over Satok bridge because of a few careless mistakes that prevent you from getting a perfect 100.

Plus, you have to be a super-genius to be categorised as such. If you are, **** you for not divulging that endless well of knowledge with us.

2. You'd rather watch Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker on Youtube 24-7 in exchange for not getting your test results.

Those endless tomorrows of which we say we will study then will never come to materialize, save for when it's already the last minute. Then, you'll stress out like hell and gain 50 pounds plus pimples in the process.

This would be the category that most of us, cruel as it may sound, fall into. Of course, those endless days of procrastinating will eventually bite us back in the ass, and when it does, it bites hard. What you get is a big, fat report card with marks crossed in red. XD XD

As for me, well, I'm very grateful, thankful and relieved for a steady stream of consistent marks. Nothing too extreme though. Even the subjects which I scored the lowest marks were Add. Maths (duh. No-brainer here) and Biology (oh gawd, I just wanna burn them books!)

Not too sure how my parents are gonna take it tho.......expect it to go something like this.

*Enters house*
Me: Yo, wad-up, Big Daddy-G??
Dad: You're talking ghetto' again. Show me your test results.
Me: A'ight, a'ight. It's cool. I ain't trippin 'bout mah test results, dawg!
*Opens report card*
Me: Yeah, yeah. So how'd I do, dawg? We cool?
Dad: I think I'm facing middle-age crisis. Is that really what I see on this report card, son?
Me: A'ight, chill! Chill, dog. We don't want nobody to get iced here, dawg! Dam-n.
Dad: Explain.
Me: A'ight. So, you see, me and mah homies were hanging out in the 'hood see? Then, this pretty 'ho was like all over our faces. And then, we were like, 'Dam-n' and she was all-
Dad: Meaning to say, you didn't study?
Me: Uhh......technically...and euphemistically.......
Dad: Get out of the house.

Like, uber L337-ness!

Been meaning to do this for so long, but neh....I like procrastinating. If you ain't, you're not a regular teenager, no?

You may have noticed a significant decrease in the number of posts on this blog as of Feb 2008. For that, I humbly apologize for those short-comings.

The reason? Simple.

Brand. New. PC.


After waiting for like 2 years after the PMR results came out, my father finally approved of my decision to get a whole new desktop with his ever-waning 'government computer loan' or something liddat.


Anyhoo, I was OBVIOUSLY very happy. But the decision to put it in my room only made me happier.

The truth is out! Nathaniel sporting panda-bear eyes at school the following mornings are no longer the greatest mystery of life. Ever.


Computer specs:
Acer Aspire Model M5640
Intel(R) Core(TM) 2 Quad CPU Q6600 @ 2.4GHz
2.00 GB RAM
NVIDIA GeForce 8600 GS (if the power of graphics card were rated 1 to 10, this is a definite 1 gazzilion trillion billion)
400 GB Physical Memory

Features:
Multi-in-1 card reader
TV-tuner card and remote control (lol...you can watch TV on this thing!)
Super Multi DVD drive

Inclusive of:
Wireless Acer Keyboard and Mouse
Edifier Surround System w/ Subwoofer

This is by far, the most recent and advanced piece of technology that I've owned since the Playstation 2 back in 2003. XD

With this, I get to play both Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 games which are ported to the PC of course. Oh my goodness, the sweet, sweet smell of those 7th generation games.

Speaking of which, gotta go now! Them games are calling out to be played!

Don't cha just wanna go out there and get one?

Holidays? Goodbye~~

2 weeks worth of holidays is indeed what every student dream of. You can rest easy with the fact that you'll no longer be seeing:

1) Those dreaded pages of Biology
2) Hypnosis treatments that take the guise of long-winded lectures and explanations
3) Dreaded faces of your teachers
4) Those figures on your test papers that you would die for. Literally.
5) That dreaded face of your alarm clock that goes beep beep every waking hour of the morning.

Alas and alack, that brief moment of respite must come to an end someday. Seriously, tomorrow's school already! Arghhh!!!

To those of you who spent all day long relaxing during the holidays and not hitting the books at all but are now feeling guilty over it, do not fret. We are only human.

There is still time left to catch up on your studies, provided that you didn't a brand new gaming platform over the holidays and stuff liddat.

SPM is 5 months away!! No need scared YET. But I would still recommend you all to study when school starts tomorrow.

Yay for school~~~ yeah right. I'd burn down school first chance I get. Hee =D