You buzz-shave your head in preparation for National Service. Check
You brought enough underwear to last you the week in National Service. Check
You've mentally prepared yourself for 3 months of being away from home. Check
You've said your goodbyes to heated showers and a comfortable bed. Check
You've said goodbye to the life you're about to leave behind for 3 months. Check
You're looking forward to experience military life. Check
You've double-checked all the necessities you need to bring to National Service. Check
You've arrived at the pick-up point at the stadium on the day itself. Check.
You're about to hand over the bus ticket to board the bus. Check
The authority refers me to the Secretariat after seeing my medical reports. Check
The camp commander looks at your medical report and says, "I won't accept you. You are hereby rejected from the camp. Now go home! No need report for National Service".
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WHAT THE HECK????
Lol. And thus was the tale of a guy named Nathaniel Sia who reported himself in for National Service only to be rejected instead by the big bad bear named Lieutenant Colonel Rahamen.
XD XD XD XD
Not too sure I should be happy or sad. Most parts happy but a little sad cuz' I was already looking forward to go.
So, I've got three whole months ahead of me doing nothing. Anyone can recommend a part-time job somewhere or if anyone is hiring?
P.S: Those that want to see me bald, you're in luck!
2 comments:
Uncle Pau!!! Tell me about it. Email me. haha
You are one lucky bastar...individual.
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