Genting Highland-er~~ (part deux)

This is my last post of Genting. For those wanting to find out more, go visit the place yourself.

Continuing where my last post left off, I now find myself amidst the many contraptions and casinos that made Genting the place it is today; a haven for teenagers whom refuse to grow up(myself included) and fat, deceitful millionaires who burn pocketfuls of money over a game of cards.

As I approached the theme park, the first thought that came to mind was of how foreboding it looked from the distance. As if, some hidden misfortune lurked in the darkness waiting to pounce upon its prey.

But heck, I love theme parks. That wasn't gonna stop me!

My entourage and I made our way to the ticketing counter where queues were far and few in between (thank goodness) and bought tickets. The first thing that greeted me as I stepped foot into Malaysia's equivalent of Disneyland was this:

Take great shots from this angle~~~Bullsheeeettttt.......

Best thing about being a 16 year-old going through his third childhood was that everyone could look at you and go Wtf?? when you posed together with photo opportunities that was deliberately meant for kids who still can't pee straight.

Moving along, I first decided to grab as many photos as I could before trying out the rides. Reason; I would be so wasted to the point that I couldn't even tell my mother and a Chihuahua apart.

A fine-looking day for one to enjoy tea in Wimbledon, ain't it, good ol' chap!

Having done just that, I proceeded to the latest addition in the theme park; The Flying Coaster. Some claim it to be the scariest yet shortest ride in the theme park, the foreboding mist not withstanding. Not heeding the words of my parents, I braved the attraction anyways since one could get two rides on it with an entrance ticket.

The ride that could.....send you to the afterlife, that is

Having ridden the attraction for the second time, I was rather disappointed as the latter statement proved true. It was indeed, the shortest ride in the theme park. Heck, it wasn't even long enough for me to have an orgasmic reaction! (and that is how I judge how interesting a ride is)

Looking for another form of amusement, I chanced upon yet another ancient ride that withstood the test of time. The Sungai Merbong Rapids. The thrill of the attraction was not the entire ride itself, but rather the fear of the boat breaking up as it careens down ramps after ramps.

I got so friggin' wet after this ordeal

I wuv u, do u wuv me?? O.o

Then, it was off to the hailed attraction that garnered the most interest amongst all the visitors to the park. Probably one of its kind in the whole of Malaysia or perhaps, Southeast Asia, this ride is definitely a must-see for all you adrenaline junkies out there.

Behold, the famed Space Shot.

No matter how many times I've ridden it, it never fails to leave my knees shaking and my legs wobbling. The only silver lining beneath it was that it provided a splendid view of the theme park before you plummet back to earth in a terrifying free-fall.

After stepping off of it, sad to say, our dear blogger here didn't emerge quite the same.

The prospect of thinking myself a dinosaur didn't seem daunting at first.

Then, something caught my eyes as I descended off the platform of the Space Shot.

What could a store like this possibly have to offer? Pets?

At first glance, the unsuspecting eyes might mistake it for a normal pet shop. But, is it not strange to find kittens and puppies sold at such a joint? A closer inspection revealed a truth far worse than my preemptive assumption.

They mercilessly stapled puppies and kittens on handbags! Oh, the horror!

After one heck of a day at the theme park, I opted for a visit into the hotels themselves for the mist was getting thicker and a slight downpour was starting. Coupled with the fact that I was already soaked to the bone after the rapids ride, I needed something warm and someplace to thaw.

I always known that Energiser had a large power output but this is ridiculous!

Hastily, we entered the First World Plaza just as the rain started picking up. With just as much to see and do inside there, it'd be a waste of time in Genting if one were to not stop by at this place.

The insides were nothing short of an artistic wonder. Felt like a lost tourist in Times Square, New York but the familiar faces of Malaysian ah bengs brought me back into reality.



Rows of shops and stores lined up every single nook and cranny of First World Plaza. Many international labels like Nike, Addidas, Marie Claire, Hugo can all be found here. In addition, the place was like a miniature Venetian Macao Hotel with diverse cultural landscapes ranging from Times Square, Paris, Venice all blended into one architectural masterpiece; First World Plaza.

First, you're in Times Square. Take a few paces forward, and you're in Paris with the Eiffel Tower proudly boring down on you. To the left, and you're in romantic Venice with gondolas and all!

I, too managed to glimpse a teaser performance which was part of larger event showcase at the Genting Arena of Stars on the same night. Pity I couldn't go.

The highlight of the event was 'Forgotten Where You Park Your Car?'

They had a couple of old Sikh men dancing to some fancy Indian beats.

Of course, where there's testosterone-raging males, there's bound to be some bootylicious females. Hehe.


After all has been said and done, I reluctantly departed Genting Highlands for my lodgings in Awana Hotel.

Couldn't resist this fantastic photo opportunity. It's in the First World Hotel lobby

I was so friggin tired that I could use a little bit of R&R. And what better way to do it than to witness some bands at the hotel pub.

I wonder, which one's the thorn. Btw, please tell me that the woman on the far left looks like a man....